One of our regular readers contacted Coconut the other day with an interesting story he read on an American website. Apparently the Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to the North Pole. Now Santa Claus is missing. Debbie’s car nudged a car in front of it when she didn’t noticed the traffic had started moving again and hit the accelerator.You’d think Debbie would be pleased to be motoring along again but instead she’s wearing a very dark look. It seems the repairers didn’t match up the front light assemblies – at all! – and now one is white and the other yellow. Furious when she discovered it she just had to blow someone up, which turned out to be the poor girl at the insurer’s call centre. But Coconut does wonder if this outcome is not in fact a public service given that now everyone can see her coming.