MISS­ING

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

One of our reg­u­lar read­ers con­tacted Co­conut the other day with an in­ter­est­ing story he read on an Amer­i­can web­site. Ap­par­ently the Ber­muda Tri­an­gle got tired of warm weather. It moved to the North Pole. Now Santa Claus is miss­ing. Deb­bie’s car nudged a car in front of it when she didn’t no­ticed the traf­fic had started mov­ing again and hit the ac­cel­er­a­tor.You’d think Deb­bie would be pleased to be mo­tor­ing along again but in­stead she’s wear­ing a very dark look. It seems the re­pair­ers didn’t match up the front light as­sem­blies – at all! – and now one is white and the other yel­low. Fu­ri­ous when she dis­cov­ered it she just had to blow some­one up, which turned out to be the poor girl at the in­surer’s call cen­tre. But Co­conut does won­der if this out­come is not in fact a pub­lic ser­vice given that now ev­ery­one can see her com­ing.

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