Coconut is a keen observer of the Pokemon Go craze, though sometimes he wishes it was more like Pokemon Gone. Anyway, his alert antennae found this gem from Clifton Beach this week, which he suspects may be the first recorded instance of Pokemon Crime. The police report was thus: “Smithfield police are investigating damage to a vehicle at Clifton Beach after witnesses reported seeing a male dressed in a yellow Pokémon onesie suit near the vehicle. It was reported to police that entry had been gained to the victim’s vehicle which was parked in a Macrossan St just the other day. She stopped to write a text and the folks nearby starting muttering about Pokemon Go
The Pokemon Go onesie is not always as innocently worn as it is here.