NAG­GING QUES­TION

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Speak­ing of horses, Co­conut has dis­cov­ered in the over­seas sheets that a judge at an eques­trian event in Eng­land said that horse­mad girls were putting too much mas­cara (CKYN) on their horses. It was out of hand and pretty much like cheat­ing. Now it re­ally is con­fus­ing. Of course in the moist English weather there’s a dan­ger the mas­cara is go­ing to be run­ning more than the horses.

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