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Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

There was this in­ci­dent in Port Dou­glas last week. Af­ter a fight with his girl­friend a bloke put tomato sauce on his wrist and sent her the photo. She called the am­bu­lance ser­vice. Po­lice and paramedics ar­rived around 2 am to find it was just a jape. Of course he got a se­vere bol­lock­ing from the po­lice. The cur­rent sta­tus of the male/fe­male re­la­tion­ship is not clear but be­lieved to be not good. clean­ing his floor tiles. Af­ter that he parked the cleaner out on his bal­cony. The next day he went to re­trieve and was shocked to find green ants all over it and run­ning up his arms. He put it back down and grabbed the pad off it but fum­bled, and it flew straight over the fence into the neigh­bour’s yard. Mo­men­tar­ily stuck for ideas, he was pleas­antly re­lieved when un­seen hands lobbed it straight back over into his yard.

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