There was this incident in Port Douglas last week. After a fight with his girlfriend a bloke put tomato sauce on his wrist and sent her the photo. She called the ambulance service. Police and paramedics arrived around 2 am to find it was just a jape. Of course he got a severe bollocking from the police. The current status of the male/female relationship is not clear but believed to be not good. cleaning his floor tiles. After that he parked the cleaner out on his balcony. The next day he went to retrieve and was shocked to find green ants all over it and running up his arms. He put it back down and grabbed the pad off it but fumbled, and it flew straight over the fence into the neighbour’s yard. Momentarily stuck for ideas, he was pleasantly relieved when unseen hands lobbed it straight back over into his yard.