PIP PIP

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Co­conut notes with some dis­may a snip­pet in the pa­pers that said, among other things, that Qantas’s new 32-page hand­book on how to be a good pi­lot told them not to bother with han­dle­bar mous­taches any­more. Co­conut can’t think why. Though come to think off it the most har­row­ing plane rides Co­conut ever had was back on the Sub-con­ti­nent in a rick­etty light plane be­ing driven by a cheer­fully er­ratic In­dian sport­ing an op­u­lent han­dle­bar mous­tache, a scarf and a leather jacket. Tally-ho!

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