FAM­ILY FRUIT

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

A fam­ily ar­gu­ment on Macrossan Street broke out dur­ing the week by a Ital­ian speak­ing cou­ple. There was much yelling. A fam­ily mem­ber at last turned up, ex­plain­ing that the hus­band had pur­chased fruit from a su­per­mar­ket. The wife had wanted wa­ter­melon and he had re­turned with a bag of hairy green strange things. Kiwi fruit…. you’ve got to try new things when you travel dar­ling…. Sono tuffo tuo!

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