LEFT HANDED BIRO
Young man took a liking to the pen in his room at a prominent Cairns hotel, and decided he would keep it. He liked it so much – “it just felt really smooth and the ink didn’t smudge either” – he took it on holiday last week. Despite being fully grown he ended up on a trip to Central Australia with his parents, no less. And it turns out his mother, the wretch, has made off with his new pen.That’s how you get an Angry Young Man. Anyway, joke’s on her – he’s left handed.