LEFT HANDED BIRO

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Young man took a lik­ing to the pen in his room at a prom­i­nent Cairns ho­tel, and de­cided he would keep it. He liked it so much – “it just felt re­ally smooth and the ink didn’t smudge ei­ther” – he took it on hol­i­day last week. De­spite be­ing fully grown he ended up on a trip to Cen­tral Aus­tralia with his par­ents, no less. And it turns out his mother, the wretch, has made off with his new pen.That’s how you get an An­gry Young Man. Any­way, joke’s on her – he’s left handed.

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