Coconut is on to a Mossman conspiracy theory, which are the best kind. It seems some characters in suits were hanging around the property on Front St that recently evicted three shops. Once again the old favourite, McDonald’s, is on the conspiracy menu. Could the Golden Arches be destined for Mossman? said “can’t do pick up XXXX’. Though annoyed at this turn of events – “I can’t ever get a night out” – she nevertheless remarked to the girls how hubby had been rather romantic with his addition of four kisses with his SMS text. “Those aren’t kisses, you idiot,” said a helpful friend, “he means Four X”. . .