Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Co­conut is on to a Moss­man con­spir­acy the­ory, which are the best kind. It seems some char­ac­ters in suits were hang­ing around the prop­erty on Front St that re­cently evicted three shops. Once again the old favourite, McDon­ald’s, is on the con­spir­acy menu. Could the Golden Arches be des­tined for Moss­man? said “can’t do pick up XXXX’. Though an­noyed at this turn of events – “I can’t ever get a night out” – she nev­er­the­less re­marked to the girls how hubby had been rather ro­man­tic with his ad­di­tion of four kisses with his SMS text. “Those aren’t kisses, you id­iot,” said a help­ful friend, “he means Four X”. . .

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