So the new blonde lass to the tropics and her little family, got quite a tropical surprise in her backyard this week. While sitting outside, enjoying the serenity, her family witnessed a green tree frog, also enjoying the serenity high up in a tree, suddenly attacked by a large green tree snake. The green frog was losing the fight, when a magpie then attacked the green snake. The now under attack snake let go of the poor frog, which dropped safely into the pool. The snake was then dropped by the magpie, with a rather large splat, bleeding and broken onto a pool decking chair. Apparently, living in the tropics is like a David Attenborough reality TV show ..... Cause the EFTPOS don’t work and there’s no cash around, The stories abound! You see, we’ve taken you offline this year.
We did try to warn with a prior email But the damned thing’s broke, And the net’s up in smoke, So our message did sod all but fail It’s caused quite a fuss No need to thank us! You’re all going offline for Christ-mus! Wonga Servo on Saturday afternoon. She’d bought some petrol but then discovered the EFTPOS was down and she had no cash to pay for it. Coconut is inspired to hear of a kindly old soul who proferred the dough to solve the problem and get her on her way again. Thanks, good sir.
Fortunately it could never happen here: Montreal's sad Christmas tree has touched off a scandal. It was a dirty brown, festooned in a tyre company’s logo and was oddly truncated at the top!