Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

The tim­ing of these things is un­canny. Coconut dis­cov­ered he needed a plumber on Christmas Day. Yes, of course. that’s the way it goes. He’s al­ready book­ing the one he’s go­ing to need on Good Fri­day. Not so lucky was his friend who went to mel­bourne for the Christmas and came back to find the hot wa­ter unit in his rented flat had blown a gas­ket and dumped an inch of wa­ter all over the floor – about a week be­fore he got back, he thinks . . . Nice .

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