PLUMB OUT OF LUCK
The timing of these things is uncanny. Coconut discovered he needed a plumber on Christmas Day. Yes, of course. that’s the way it goes. He’s already booking the one he’s going to need on Good Friday. Not so lucky was his friend who went to melbourne for the Christmas and came back to find the hot water unit in his rented flat had blown a gasket and dumped an inch of water all over the floor – about a week before he got back, he thinks . . . Nice .