DEBBIE DOES MANILA
Debbie the Soccer Mum is back on home soil. Her flight had a long stopover at Manila airport. She was sitting there, dazed, in the early hours when she heard her name called over the speakers. She went to the desk. They told her to go with the two armed guards down to the baggage area and unpack one case. It had a hoverboard in it, destined to be her daughter’s Chrissie present. The staff said it was hazardous cargo and can’t come on the plane. Somewhat annoyed, now that daughter is standing there crying, Debbie decided if she couldn’t have it, no one would. So she set about SMASHING IT TO BITS in front of their eyes. Turns out it was well made and didn’t comply with her destructive efforts very easily at all.