DEB­BIE DOES MANILA

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Deb­bie the Soc­cer Mum is back on home soil. Her flight had a long stopover at Manila airport. She was sit­ting there, dazed, in the early hours when she heard her name called over the speak­ers. She went to the desk. They told her to go with the two armed guards down to the bag­gage area and un­pack one case. It had a hov­er­board in it, destined to be her daugh­ter’s Chrissie present. The staff said it was haz­ardous cargo and can’t come on the plane. Some­what an­noyed, now that daugh­ter is stand­ing there cry­ing, Deb­bie de­cided if she couldn’t have it, no one would. So she set about SMASH­ING IT TO BITS in front of their eyes. Turns out it was well made and didn’t com­ply with her de­struc­tive ef­forts very eas­ily at all.

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