As is well known, Coconut tries to do his bit to clean up the environment, via his not so lucrative efforts with the metal detector, which is not quite the gold mine he thought it would be. If you want to see someone go spare over plastic, ask poor old Coconut! This week has been particularly sad – nothing to show metal-wise apart from an old dog tag. By the way, if anyone owns Mr Bojangles, please come and see Coconut for the tag. Anyway, one thing Coconut has found beachside is a charming plastic ducky, of the bath toy variety. He wonders if it might have come from the almost cosmicly ironic mishap, in 2007, when a cargo of plastic duckies were washed into the Pacific Ocean. Presumably they eventually end up somewhere . . .