Coconut the freelance journalist is distraught at having his somewhat erratic nose for news let him down. The local footy club mentioned a month ago that the AFL season is starting a week early this year, due to some big ass event – they didn’t know what – going to take place at Cazaly’s on what is normally grand final day. While ruminating endlessly on how the media has mostly missed the story about the season starting early, he didn’t follow up on the big ass event itself. It’s only Sir Elton John’s concert, which was announced last week . . .