EL­TON SCHMELTON

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Co­conut the free­lance jour­nal­ist is dis­traught at hav­ing his some­what er­ratic nose for news let him down. The lo­cal footy club men­tioned a month ago that the AFL sea­son is start­ing a week early this year, due to some big ass event – they didn’t know what – go­ing to take place at Cazaly’s on what is nor­mally grand fi­nal day. While ru­mi­nat­ing end­lessly on how the me­dia has mostly missed the story about the sea­son start­ing early, he didn’t fol­low up on the big ass event it­self. It’s only Sir El­ton John’s con­cert, which was an­nounced last week . . .

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