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Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Co­conut does won­der whether our croc man­age­ment is­sues might not be more ef­fec­tive if we fol­lowed our south­ern friends’ lead and gave our crocs some names. Ap­par­ently two crocs called Snap and Crackle were stolen in Syd­ney last week. Of course we have Mo, but Co­conut thinks the pro­lif­er­a­tion of crocs means lo­cals are just not keep­ing up in the nam­ing de­part­ment. Co­conut isn’t sure kiddy friendly names like Snap and Crackle are the way to go. He’d favour old fash­ioned gang­ster names like Frankie Two Toes, The Post­man, Ar­tie Tongs, Cy­clone, The Twins, Legs, Sniffy Jake, Spliff, Stinky and The Span­ner.

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