Coconut does wonder whether our croc management issues might not be more effective if we followed our southern friends’ lead and gave our crocs some names. Apparently two crocs called Snap and Crackle were stolen in Sydney last week. Of course we have Mo, but Coconut thinks the proliferation of crocs means locals are just not keeping up in the naming department. Coconut isn’t sure kiddy friendly names like Snap and Crackle are the way to go. He’d favour old fashioned gangster names like Frankie Two Toes, The Postman, Artie Tongs, Cyclone, The Twins, Legs, Sniffy Jake, Spliff, Stinky and The Spanner.