DEBBIE GOES CYCLONIC
Debbie the Soccer Mum is miffed at having a cyclone named after her. Had her infamy spread all the way to the Bureau? Events such as those the other night in her normally placid suburb could explain how. Protecting her son from a bunch of unruly lads at the corner of her street, Debbie set upon them in nothing more than her pyjamas and a mouthful of advice about what they could with themselves. It must have been a terrifying sight because they got out of there while they still had use of their legs.