DEB­BIE GOES CY­CLONIC

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Deb­bie the Soc­cer Mum is miffed at hav­ing a cy­clone named af­ter her. Had her in­famy spread all the way to the Bureau? Events such as those the other night in her nor­mally placid sub­urb could ex­plain how. Pro­tect­ing her son from a bunch of unruly lads at the cor­ner of her street, Deb­bie set upon them in noth­ing more than her py­ja­mas and a mouth­ful of ad­vice about what they could with them­selves. It must have been a ter­ri­fy­ing sight be­cause they got out of there while they still had use of their legs.

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