Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Easter is over, thank good­ness, now back to nor­mal. Or is it? Co­conut has had enough choco­late to keep him go­ing for a year, and is bar­be­cued out, and has to be in shape for the CWA ladies’ won­der­ful spread on An­zac Day. He’s been plac­ing cham­pagne bot­tles into the garbage bin one at a time, so the neigh­bours don’t think he’s a boozer….Co­conut hopes you had a great Easter as well. . . The long suf­fer­ing and weary wait­resses and front of house peo­ple opined that they were go­ing to be quite glad when Easter was over. One place was like a four-year-old’s birth­day party that had gone about two hours be­yond the nor­mal dis­tance. Co­conut felt like sob­bing too.

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