LEAVE GEORGE ALONE
The rumours that get around town sometimes just don’t gel… A crocodile has eaten George the Groper. Just a lot of hogwash. George was away on his April break… we think. Fry? Wonder? Conroy? Little Steven Van Zandt of the E Street Band? “No. Hawking.” It seems Mrs Coconut completed an online test that came up with this remarkable assessment. The perpetrators didn’t ask for money for this kindly service, so that’s something. But Coconut knows he can never win another argument.