Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

The ru­mours that get around town some­times just don’t gel… A croc­o­dile has eaten Ge­orge the Groper. Just a lot of hog­wash. Ge­orge was away on his April break… we think. Fry? Won­der? Con­roy? Lit­tle Steven Van Zandt of the E Street Band? “No. Hawk­ing.” It seems Mrs Co­conut com­pleted an on­line test that came up with this re­mark­able as­sess­ment. The perpetrators didn’t ask for money for this kindly ser­vice, so that’s some­thing. But Co­conut knows he can never win an­other ar­gu­ment.

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