A LOT OF COCONUTS

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Co­conut hugely en­joyed the Com­bined Pink Sport Day at the Croc Pit on Satur­day. Re­minded him of his own glory days for the Crocs as a mo­bile cen­tre half for­ward be­fore he em­barked on 40 years of hammy trou­ble. At the big game on Satur­day — and hats off to the Saints for be­ing such good sports — Co­conut learned of the won­drous gen­eros­ity of the good Wade, who promised to do­nate 20 bucks for ev­ery goal the Crocs kicked. No doubt he was aware that this team is in the habit of get­ting a few goals. By half­time he al­ready owed $300, neatly dou­bled by full-time. On top of that he bought a signed guernsey for a few more hun­dred at the half­time auc­tions. He was do­ing due dili­gence though. At half­time he took a pic of the scoreboard and again at the fi­nal siren. Horse had bolted by then of course. A big day, very gen­er­ous of you good sir. the pink guernseys. On hear­ing the an­swer, the vis­i­tor promptly do­nated $40.

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