A WORRYING TURN
Coconut is concerned for the health of sometime-local Clive Palmer. Only recently he was photographed massively slimmed down, practically svelte, and he opined that he was in wonderful health, which coconut was glad to hear. But then in last week’s court appearance he was in such a state of poor health he needed to carry a vomit bag and pillow. Worse, his mental confusion, particularly memory, was such that, for example, “I can’t even remember my Amex PIN”. Coconut forgets his own PIN all the time and knows full well the distress that this brings. His predicament however seemed to meet little sympathy from the bench, in fact none. Coconut does wonder if all this is because the big fella is trying to go cold turkey on the Tim Tams.