BAGMAN

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Im­por­tant in­for­ma­tion has come to light on how much time a woman spends in her whole life search­ing for things in her hand­bag. Ap­par­ently it has been a mys­tery that needed solv­ing so of course the nerds have done the hard yards and come up with a num­ber – a com­bined 181 days of rum­mag­ing in the hand­bag. Co­conut’s favourite rum­mag­ing act was wit­nessed reg­u­larly in the Big Smoke when cold, early morn­ing com­muters would wait for a bus, and when it ar­rived, a woman at the head of the queue would spend fruit­less min­utes search­ing in the hold-all for $5.40 de­spite hav­ing had 18 min­utes to get it ready be­fore the bus ar­rived. Oc­ca­sion­ally Co­conut has to carry Mrs Co­conut’s bag in pub­lic, due to spe­cial cir­cum­stances, some­thing that surely amounts to hus­band abuse.

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