COCONUT NOT IRON
Sadly, Coconut’s Ironman campaign turned out a bit of a fizzer. Despite investing in all new lycra and a 90-lb war wagon Malvern Star “Cadel” model bicycle, his strategy turned out less than perfect and it was all too hard. Thinking the half Ironman was suitable, given he intended to only half try, it turned out to be a devil of an event. They might have told him.