DEB­BIE THE DRIVER

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Deb­bie the Soc­cer Mum’s au­to­mo­tive prob­lems never end. She has at last man­aged to get the driver’s door un­stuck. But in the lat­est mishap, the con­stab­u­lary wanted a quiet word. She got out her ve­hi­cle to oblige. “You didn’t have to get out,” the nice of­fi­cer said. “Yes I did,” said Deb­bie, “the win­dows don’t work.”

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