It has come to Coconut’s attention that a business in Port Douglas is seeking to recruit a mystery shopper. Due to the constantly frayed condition of Coconut’s finances he is seriously thinking of applying for this role, as his contribution to the “gig” economy, to go with his “portfolio” positions of freelance journalist and beachcomber. Who says Coconut is not keeping up with the times! Coconut fully expects to be whiling away the hours fruitfully in some of the tavernas and maybe the odd pizza place. And he would love a trip to the reef if any mystery shopping needs to be done out there. fast-finishing Nic’s Vendetta ($11). “They made him work to get across the front but what I liked was once he got there all he wanted to do was relax underneath me,” said Jay. Coconut knows the feeling.