VIC­TORY ROYALE

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

A world wide epi­demic has caused many girl­friends and wives to be left for­got­ten in the back­ground as boys/men fight to get their ‘vic­tory royale’. A free video game ti­tled Fort­nite Bat­tle Royale has caused lads ev­ery­where to sit glued to screens with their gam­ing head­sets on, for hours. “I could’ve been some­one break­ing into the house and he didn’t even no­tice I was there”, one lass re­called. One man was filmed play­ing the video game while the rest of his apart­ment com­plex was evac­u­ated due to a fire. What’s next?

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