A world wide epidemic has caused many girlfriends and wives to be left forgotten in the background as boys/men fight to get their ‘victory royale’. A free video game titled Fortnite Battle Royale has caused lads everywhere to sit glued to screens with their gaming headsets on, for hours. “I could’ve been someone breaking into the house and he didn’t even notice I was there”, one lass recalled. One man was filmed playing the video game while the rest of his apartment complex was evacuated due to a fire. What’s next?