BUFF IN BYRON
Just what on earth is going on in Byron Bay, that cashed up enclave of the rich and super rich? Coconut has seen a strange report in the papers that at least three males have been spotted, in separate incidents, running around the streets naked in recent times. Each was under the influence of drugs, one is surprised to learn. So very contemporary, so in tune with the modern times – but then a friend of Coconut’s reminds him that exactly the same thing was happening down there when hippies still ran the place, even if the drugs were a tad more “recreational” than they are now. Fortunately, such things could never happen here.