The Great Tweet-off: Kids’ Edi­tion

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Living Language -

A source of sur­prise, pain, com­edy, wis­dom and ev­ery­thing in be­tween, this month we cel­e­brate the joy (mostly) of chil­dren.

Some­times, at night, af­ter my son has gone to bed, I go into my room and fin­ish all my sen­tences.

PAULA POUND­STONE @PAULAPOUNDSTONE

Ex­pe­ri­ence the feel­ing of get­ting kids ready for school by shout­ing words like TEETH and SHOES into an abyss whilst cry­ing into a cup of tea. AMANDA @PANDAMOANIMUM

Teach your kids to never give up and then see what hap­pens when you take them to a toy store. Haha, you lose again.

KALVIN MCLEOD @KALVINMCLEOD

Par­ent­hood de­scribed in one word: Ex­hau­stire­war­damn­frus­trata­maz­ing.

SHANTILLY LACE @SHASHAINTL To­day my ten-yearold son said: “When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons in life’s eyes, and de­mand or­anges.”

STEVE CARELL @STEVECARELL

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