The Great Tweet-off: Kids’ Edition
A source of surprise, pain, comedy, wisdom and everything in between, this month we celebrate the joy (mostly) of children.
Sometimes, at night, after my son has gone to bed, I go into my room and finish all my sentences.
PAULA POUNDSTONE @PAULAPOUNDSTONE
Experience the feeling of getting kids ready for school by shouting words like TEETH and SHOES into an abyss whilst crying into a cup of tea. AMANDA @PANDAMOANIMUM
Teach your kids to never give up and then see what happens when you take them to a toy store. Haha, you lose again.
KALVIN MCLEOD @KALVINMCLEOD
Parenthood described in one word: Exhaustirewardamnfrustratamazing.
SHANTILLY LACE @SHASHAINTL Today my ten-yearold son said: “When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons in life’s eyes, and demand oranges.”
STEVE CARELL @STEVECARELL