WELCOME ABROAD

Lifted straight from Russian travel books, check out these actual tips for visitors to the US attempting to adjust to American culture:

“Women play a greater role in business. Often they insist to be treated exactly as an equal and not as a lady.”

“As a rule, the [social] invitation will be only on a weekend, and you don’t have to prepare for something extravagant. Everything is the same as ours, only with far less booze.”

“‘ See you later’ should not be taken literally. That is a courtesy, and no more.”