TORTURED ENGLISH FROM AROUND THE WORLD
■ In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: ‘Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar’.
■ In a Nairobi restaurant: ‘Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager’.
■ At a Budapest zoo: ‘Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty’.
■ In a Bangkok drycleaner: ‘Drop your trousers here for best results’.
■ On a highway sign in Kenya: ‘When this sign is underwater, this road is impassable’.
■ In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: ‘We take your bags and send them in all directions’.