FRAUDIAN SLIP

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Laughter - SUB­MIT­TED BY EVELYN PAINTER

Scene: Two old friends sit­ting on a park bench. First friend: “I got a nice in­sur­ance set­tle­ment. My house burned down.” Sec­ond friend: “Funny, I just got a nice in­sur­ance set­tle­ment. My house flooded.”

(Pause) First friend: “How do you start a flood?”

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