DODGY DI­REC­TIONS

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Laughter -

On hol­i­day, a man gets lost and walks into a lo­cal pub to ask the quick­est way back to his ho­tel.

“Are you walk­ing or driv­ing?” asks the bar­tender. “Driv­ing,” an­swers the man. “Good,” says the bar­tender, “that’s the quick­est way.” SUB­MIT­TED BY CHRIS GIB­BON

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