Reader's Digest Asia Pacific

The Great Tweet-off: Animal Edition

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Our relationsh­ip with the animals we share the planet with is complex. We love them. We fear them. And we are not above mocking them on Twitter.

SCIENCE TIP: You can distinguis­h an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while. @GOOOOATS

Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidental­ly swallowed a ladder. @KIMMYMONTE

DOGS: So cute, many colours & sizes, happy butts, cold noses, some know where the ball is, breath could be better. A++ WOULD PET AGAIN @NICCAGEMAT­CH

The fact that earthworms are called earthworms suggests the existence of sea worms and, more distressin­gly, air and fire worms. @MICHAEL_ RAPHONE

 ??  ?? @PEACHCOFFI­N The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures.
@PEACHCOFFI­N The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures.

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