Law­giver Statue

SFX - - Rated / Toys & Collectables -

ETA: March

“Ape shall not kill ape.” This fun­da­men­tal rule of the Planet Of The Apes uni­verse was just one of those laid down in the Sa­cred Scrolls by the Law­giver – stat­ues of whom were dot­ted around Ape City. This resin replica stands 12 inches tall, but sadly it doesn’t weep tears if it wit­nesses a mur­der. Come on chaps – all we need is a lit­tle wa­ter tank that slots in the back, a bit of tub­ing and a but­ton to push! Do we have to think of ev­ery­thing?

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