As Smaug re­turns to the big screen, the Couch crew sac­ri­fices it­self to some twisted firestarters…

SFX - - Couch potato -

Ah, dragons. Where would we be with­out fan­tasy’s fine, fires­nort­ing beasts? Well, prob­a­bly not lashed to a rock and await­ing in­stant in­cin­er­a­tion, that’s where. In trib­ute to the re­turn of gold- stash­ing fiend Smaug in The Hob­bit: The Bat­tle Of The Five Armies, SFX has con­vened its very own dragon’s den. Laugh­ing hero­ically in the face of cer­tain bar­be­cued death, Nick, Rich, Jor­dan, Ian and workie V are ven­tur­ing into the do­main of the great scaly ones, armed only with pure hearts, swords of truth and cheap sar­casm.

Left to right: Rich, Jor­dan, V, Ian and Nick.

Dragon­slayer’s big bad dragon, yes­ter­day.

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