William Hootkins, he of the “top men” talk, also played doomed pilot Porkins in the original Star Wars. Family Guy antagonist James Woods meets a similar fate to the Ark, boxed in a warehouse to be examined – yes – by “top men”. The long- rumoured existence of Area 51 was confirmed by the US government in August ’ 13. In case you ever go looking for it, the Ark crate is numbered 9906573. That’s more or less the odds against Indy crashing a truck into the Ark in Crystal Skull.