INDIANA JONES 5
There’s a parallel world where Shia LaBeouf inherited Harrison Ford’s fedora at the close of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. But that world ended in fire, so it need not concern us here. In this infinitely more agreeable reality Chris Pratt is the man Disney is reportedly eyeing to pick up the battered hat, toplining a rebooted series of Indy adventures that would return the snake- fearing archaeologist to his pulp roots in the 1930s. Hmm. Somehow we can’t help thinking that the Guardians Of The Galaxy and Jurassic World star has been bred in a secret Disney gene lab located beneath Space Mountain for this very purpose. Confronting the rumours, Pratt himself only says that the prospect of cracking the bullwhip in a fresh series of escapades would be an “awesome opportunity”. And hey, that’s not a denial, right? File this one under Not A Bad Idea, Actually.