Take a Shot of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey every Time…
Someone salutes the American flag. Chandler gives an inspiring speech. Scott says “primordial strain”.
Quincy acts all shifty like. Someone says “Master Chief” and you picture Halo. Someone is exposed to the virus. An irreplaceable crew member puts themselves in mortal danger for no good reason.
Tex hits on Scott. The Russians turn up out of nowhere. Something on the ship breaks.