THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3: FINAL SEQUENCE
Release Date: OUT NOW!
2015 | 18 | Blu- ray/ DVD
Even fans of Tom Six’s grossout horror series are likely to be appalled by the third entry, not because of its relentless trolling, but because it’s so boring and incompetently made. The stars of the previous two films play a prison warden and his accountant, who decide to save money by stitching 500 inmates together. But before we finally see that near the end there’s a catalogue of atrocities to endure, including castration, rape ( male and female) and waterboarding ( with boiling water). Six’s attempts at “satire” are witlessly crude, and Dieter Laser’s non- stop screaming as the warden is like white noise. Avoid.