Robert Brockway is a Senior Editor and columnist for Cracked. com. He is the author of two books, the cyberpunk novel Rx: A Tale Of Electronegativity,
and the essay collection Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You
Dead. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife Meagan and their two dogs. He has been known, on occasion, to have a beard. You can find him online at www.robertbrockway.net or on Twitter @ Brockway_ LLC.