ever wondered what everyone’s favourite astromech droid was really saying beneath that endless parade of bleeps, squawks and burbles? now it can be revealed. “crazy fool!” goes the rough translation. “I ain’t gettin’ on no spaceship!” This bling-tastic, A-Team styled Artoo – based on a gag from Family Guy’s spoof trilogy – is on display at Steve Sansweet’s legendary merch shrine Rancho Obi-Wan. Quit yo’ jibber-jabber, Jabba!