She will live the life she chooses (...mostly)
UK Broadcast Syfy, Tuesdays
Canada Broadcast Showcase, finished
Episodes Reviewed 5.01-5.16
BO Okay, it’s our final season. Who’s the bad
HADES I’m going to destroy
BO Ah yes, Hades is my dad. Still, I have my BFF Kenzi, and so my life is awesome!
KENZI I’m moving to Spain.
BO …My life sucks.
To make herself feel better, Bo has sex with Tamsin.
TAMSIN Bo is totally beautiful.
ZEUS It’s true, Bo’s skin is
BO’S MUM (CAMEO) My god, you’re
EVERYBODY IN THE SHOW AT SOME POINT Bo is so pretty! THE AUDIENCE We’ve watched five
seasons of this. Alright, guys, we get it, Bo’s fabulous. Can
we move on now?
BO …No, no, it’s fine, do
HaDes is released from Tartarus. He wants to bond with Bo, but she’s having none of it.
BO I don’t care if you’re Eric Roberts, you’re
a crappy dad!
HADES But I love you! I’m a good guy really.
BO You left a weird handprint on my
HADES Tattoos are in! And look, I saved the life of Dyson’s teenage son!
THE AUDIENCE Meh, nobody cares
about him. LaURen and Bo get back together again.
BO & LAUREN We’re so blissfully
Five minutes later…
LAUREN I can’t do this, Bo, I’m
THE AUDIENCE We’ve watched five
seasons of this. Alright, guys, we get
it, your love is doomed. Can we move on now?
HaDes still hasn’t done anything evil. TRiCK hasn’t done anything at all.
TRICK I’m getting worried. When Hale was in the show and had nothing
to do, he died.
HaDes kills TRiCK.
TRICK Called it!
HaDes turns Bo into an evil Dark Queen. she nearly kills everybody but has a flashback to all the snogging she’s done over the last five years and turns good again. Then Tamsin dies giving birth to HaDes’ baby daughter.
BO I’m so sad Tamsin
LAUREN Wanna get together?
THE AUDIENCE Again? Bah, we’re not
going to miss this.
Tamsin’s BaBY grows up and meets Bo for the first time.
TAMSIN’S DAUGHTER You’re so beautiful!
THE AUDIENCE Oh, okay, we’re going
to miss that.
BO …Not as much as I will.