HE NEVER DIED
released OUT NOW! 2015 | 18 | dvd
He Never Died has one brilliant idea: it casts punk rock legend Henry Rollins as Jack, an immortal cannibal just trying to get on in the world. Unfortunately it hasn’t got any ideas beyond that.
The plot’s a paper-thin revenge deal, as Jack first meets his estranged teenage daughter and then has to rescue her from gangsters, but more of the runtime is spent watching Rollins grumpily drinking tea or playing bingo than actually cannibalising anyone. What a waste.
Bob was a nightmare at mealtimes.