DON’T QUOTE ME

“The line, ‘ Don’t screw this up,’ which is used in the promos, is definitely typical of this series.” Brannon Braga, not realising how prophetic he’s being about Star Trek: Enterprise “I used to feel very embarrassed when I’d have to come down and have to say, ‘ Could your orgasm be a little bit louder?’” Buffy producer Marti Noxon

“My nickname around the show is Amy Snacker.” Amy Acker, Angel “Tom Welling has the worst Christopher Walken impression I’ve ever seen and he will insist on doing it.” Allison Mack, Smallville “I don’t know how to do special effects myself, but I know when they’re good – it’s like pornography.” Jonathan Frakes, director, Thunderbirds