GROW A PAIR

D Colletage, email A Flat-chested young lady went to Dr Smith for advice about breast enlargements.

“Forget silicon,” he told her, “I have a way for you to increase your breast size naturally. Every day when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say: ‘Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.’”

The woman was sceptical, but she followed the doctor’s instructions faithfully every day. Lo and behold, after several months, it had worked! Her boobs were now bountiful.

But one morning the young lady was running late for work, and in her rush to leave the house, she realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. She loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus, rubbed her breasts and said: “Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.”

A guy sitting nearby asked her: “Do you go to Dr Smith by any chance?”

“Why yes, I do,” the lady replied. “How did you know?”

The man stood up, rubbed his crotch and said: “Hickory dickory dock...”