LUCKY LAST

Street Machine - - Lol - Rhi Tur­num, email

A BUS car­ry­ing only ugly peo­ple crashes into an on­com­ing truck, and ev­ery­one inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and be­cause of the grief they have ex­pe­ri­enced, God de­cides to grant them one wish each be­fore they en­ter Par­adise.

They’re all lined up, and God asks the first man what his wish is. “I want to be in­cred­i­bly hand­some,” he says. So God snaps his fin­gers, and it is done.

The sec­ond one in line hears this and says: “I want to be in­cred­i­bly hand­some too.” Again, God snaps his fin­gers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each man ask­ing to be hand­some and each woman ask­ing to be gor­geous. But when God is half­way down the line, the last guy in the line starts laugh­ing. When there are only 10 peo­ple left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laugh­ing his head off. Fi­nally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish is.

The guy even­tu­ally calms down and says: “Make ’em all ugly again!”

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