CHEER UP

Street Machine - - Lol - Tim Ber­eye, email

A VERY hand­some man gets into a ter­ri­ble car ac­ci­dent. The doc­tors save his life, but he loses one eye. Be­fore a nice glass one can be fit­ted, he is tem­po­rar­ily given a wooden eye. The man be­comes very de­pressed be­cause of his eye loss and sits at home, mop­ing around.

Even­tu­ally his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sit­ting there look­ing de­pressed, not re­ally talk­ing. One of his friends sug­gests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.

“No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye,” the man says.

“Okay, how about that girl over there?” his friend re­sponds. “She has a re­ally big nose.”

So the man walks over to the girl and asks: “Would you like to dance?” Shocked but ex­cited to be asked to dance by such an at­trac­tive man, the woman replies: “Would I!”

To which the man quickly re­torts: “Big nose!”

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