Your weekly stars.
VIRGO (August 24–September 23)
A sports brand uses the slogan “Just do it”. It’s named after the goddess of victory, who drove Zeus’s chariot in the War of the Giants. The marketing idea is that, to be successful, sometimes you have to push ahead regardless. It’s a clever concept, but there’s no point running a personal best if you’re going in the wrong direction. Preparation and planning are required, but they’re no substitute for action. Much can be achieved if you take some. Your in-depth horoscope is ready. Call 1900 957 223.
LIBRA (Sep 24–Oct 23)
Are we strong or vulnerable? None of us really know the answer. Individually and collectively we waver. One moment, we’re flexing our muscles. The next, we’re cowering behind the sofa. It’s often the strongest people who imagine they’re at the greatest risk. The key cosmic indicators speak clearly of your determination. You need not feel intimidated by anything. A potent solar eclipse; a potent horoscope: 1900 957 223.
SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)
Not all mammals are warm-blooded. Some are “heterothermic” – able to drop their core body temperature during hibernation. In very cold climates, maintaining a hot internal temperature uses up a lot of energy, so some animals have learnt to adapt. It may feel as if part of you has been hibernating. You’re about to feel the thaw. Use a renewed sense of power to transform your fortunes. This month will be amazing. Call 1900 957 223.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)
“If one door opens when another door closes, does the process work the other way around? When we rise to a new challenge, do we leave behind an old problem?” Jonathan [Cainer] answered this when considering Mars passing through your sign: “We can’t always be sure we’ll free ourselves from the past just by embracing the future. But, for you, it’s a real possibility.” Your in-depth horoscope is ready. Call 1900 957 223.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)
One of the trials in the World’s Strongest Man contest involves pulling a jet plane. The vehicle hardly appears to move at first, but as the contestants strain every sinew pulling at the ropes, it gradually gains momentum. In fact, if they’re not careful, there’s danger because it’s just as difficult to stop. Your strength and
determination have set things in motion. Be sure you’re pointed in the right direction. A potent solar eclipse; a potent horoscope: 1900 957 223.
AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)
Old arcades used to feature Whack-aMole, a game where you hit toy moles with a mallet as they randomly pop up from their holes. As soon as one has been dispatched, another appears. Will September be full of problems that keep reappearing, no matter what you do? No. Sure, it won’t be without a critter or two, but your mole-bashing skills have been recognised and may win you a prize. This month will be amazing; call 1900 957 223.
PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)
“You need to display great leadership. Someone has to be decisive about an unsatisfactory situation. You must do what all powerful people do: you must act with confidence.” Jonathan’s words on your outlook suggest how to make progress: “Even if you’re wrong about some aspects of a problem, you can move everything and everyone out of the mess they seem stuck in.” Your in-depth horoscope is ready. Call 1900 957 223.
ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Some people can start an argument in an empty room; they bounce off all the walls until they explode like a firework. This month you’ll be drawn towards other people and there’s opportunity to discover new ways of sharing ideas. Differences can be fertile grounds for success. With skilful communication, the fireworks created can produce an inspiring display. A potent solar eclipse; a potent horoscope. Call 1900 957 223.
TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)
You have a job to do. You know that; it’s a shame other people don’t understand this. It’s as if you’re being criticised for showing so much dedication. But that’s no reason to give up on a goal. While it’s true that sometimes people hide behind their work or use it as an excuse to avoid situations they find uncomfortable, it’s now fair to say the more effort you make, the more likely you are to get results. September is due to be amazing. Call 1900 957 223.
GEMINI (May 22–Jun 22)
The flustered professor marches across the campus. Crash! Pages of complicated equations swirl on the breeze. While this could be a scene from a movie, it’s rare to see the aftermath: the hours of returning the crumpled papers into their original order. You may feel as if you have a stroke of genius, but your notes are in a mess. Be patient, your brilliance will find a way to shine. Your in-depth horoscope is ready. Call 1900 957 223.
CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)
We all make mistakes. Often it’s the result of a misguided attempt to protect someone from a danger of which they are unaware. But sometimes the best way to help is to let the events unfold. We can be the landing mat for someone’s vault, rather than the pole at risk of snapping under their weight. This month, even if someone’s pole buckles, with support, everyone can begin to rise a little higher. A potent solar eclipse; a potent horoscope: 1900 957 223.
LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. This month, you can develop a terrifying combination of ball-point power – part deadly blade, part killer quill, capable of the sharpest insight. The mightiness of the pen lies in its ability to influence. As the scribe, you must be mindful of people’s desires. If you can charm your way into shared resources, few will resist you. September is due to be amazing. Call 1900 957 223.
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