OS­CAR CAINER

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Sunday Herald Sun - Stellar - - Contents - by Os­car Cainer

LIBRA (Septem­ber 24–Oc­to­ber 23)

Some sub­jects aren’t sup­posed to be funny. If peo­ple laugh, it’s the ner­vous laugh­ter of ap­pre­hen­sion, or the de­fi­ant laugh­ter of the rebel. Most of us pre­fer pro­to­col; do­ing what feels most ap­pro­pri­ate. A sug­ges­tion is be­ing made that sounds rather “funny” – but not in the comedic sense. Should you feel of­fended or in­spired? Well, there’s no law that says you can’t have a sense of ad­ven­ture. And now’s the time for ex­cite­ment. Con­fused? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)

With both your rulers mak­ing sig­nif­i­cant moves, you feel a tran­si­tion tak­ing shape. You’ll achieve more with less, and your in­ten­tions will be un­der­stood with­out hav­ing to ex­plain your­self. Re­cently, it’s as if your mes­sages have been missed or mis­un­der­stood. Here’s a chance to make up for lost time. The cos­mic chan­nels are clear­ing. Ex­press your am­bi­tion. Un­cer­tain? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)

Doc­tors shouldn’t di­ag­nose them­selves. Our abil­ity to act as a mir­ror to one an­other is a bless­ing. Though you may be feel­ing de­flated about your progress, you just need the opin­ion of some­one who can see you from a dis­tance. Their ob­jec­tiv­ity can give you a finer ap­pre­ci­a­tion of your achieve­ments. You’ll be en­cour­aged by what they see. Wor­ried? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)

Shake­speare wrote, “Some are born great, some achieve great­ness, and some have great­ness thrust upon them.” But no one comes out of the womb be­ing able to paint like Dalí. Right now the cos­mos has a cou­ple of sig­nif­i­cant bene­fac­tors dot­ing on you. You’re about to ex­pe­ri­ence en­ergy and ex­cite­ment. It’s time to be re­born with great­ness. Anx­ious? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)

Years ago, Ma­hatma Gandhi led protests at a time of great in­jus­tice. He’s still revered be­cause of his de­ter­mi­na­tion to fight with­out vi­o­lence. As Jupiter con­juncts the Sun, and Mars joins Pluto in Capricorn, fol­low­ing his ex­am­ple may be the best way to get what you want, in the most morally mean­ing­ful

way. There’s no ques­tion of fail­ure, but you want the right kind of suc­cess. Con­fused? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)

Gen­eros­ity is some­times seen as weak­ness. But only the strong can af­ford to lend a help­ing hand while shoul­der­ing their own bur­dens. This week, though, you don’t need to be char­i­ta­ble to feel the in­flu­ence of benev­o­lence in your life. You may, in fact, be on the re­ceiv­ing end of a great gift. Don’t ques­tion your wor­thi­ness. You de­serve it. Un­cer­tain? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)

Ear­lier this month, when Jupiter en­tered your op­po­site sign, you ex­pe­ri­enced the light­en­ing of a dark mood. Though things eased up a lit­tle, they didn’t be­come en­tirely prob­lem-free… you’re still deal­ing with tricky chal­lenges. One of th­ese will be­come easier to cope with this week. Mars mov­ing into Capricorn will help you achieve what you’ve set in mo­tion. Wor­ried? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)

When life hands you a bowl of cher­ries, you feast mer­rily. Be­ing able to ap­pre­ci­ate op­por­tu­ni­ties of­fered to you is so much health­ier than tak­ing them for granted. Be­grudg­ing oth­ers their in­dul­gences isn’t part of your reper­toire ei­ther. Don’t let su­per­fi­cial dif­fer­ences di­vide you from those who have some­thing to of­fer. You can har­monise in a cre­ative fu­sion. Anx­ious? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

GEMINI (May 22–Jun 22)

Why not open a book on the last page? Why fol­low the story from the start? All you find out is “what hap­pened”; surely the sooner you dis­cover that, the sooner you can move on? There. That il­lus­trates the dan­ger of think­ing too hard about what lies ahead for you now. We’re not at the end… we’re just at the start. As a newly di­rect Mer­cury marches forth again, stop pro­ject­ing and en­joy the ride. Con­fused? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)

Few peo­ple choose brus­sels sprouts as their dream food. Yet they’re of­ten part of the big­gest meal of the year. Surely the re­uni­fi­ca­tion of fam­ily de­serves to be cel­e­brated with more than this un­pop­u­lar vegie? When you feast, shouldn’t you in­dulge your taste­buds with de­light? Appreciating tra­di­tional val­ues, and shar­ing with oth­ers, make this week en­joy­able. Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)

In the courts of an­cient rulers, wise ad­vi­sors helped reach the best de­ci­sions. In­vari­ably, among this lofty com­mu­nity, there was a “fool”. The jester said what no­body else dared to. Some­times they’d just be funny; some­times their hu­mour con­veyed an un­der­stand­ing the other bright minds had missed. A good sense of hu­mour is price­less. It’s im­por­tant you value yours this week. Wor­ried? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)

When the TV re­mote con­trol goes wonky, we rub the bat­ter­ies and it seems fine again. But soon we’re rewind­ing when we pressed fast-for­ward. The kiss of life the bat­tery rub gave is no longer enough; power “trans­plant surgery” is re­quired. You now feel as if some­one has re­placed your bat­ter­ies. You’ll re­gain con­trol and se­lect from a long list of op­por­tu­ni­ties. Anx­ious? Hear your un­miss­able, in-depth fore­cast: 1900 957 223.

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