Your weekly stars.
LIBRA (September 24–October 23)
Some subjects aren’t supposed to be funny. If people laugh, it’s the nervous laughter of apprehension, or the defiant laughter of the rebel. Most of us prefer protocol; doing what feels most appropriate. A suggestion is being made that sounds rather “funny” – but not in the comedic sense. Should you feel offended or inspired? Well, there’s no law that says you can’t have a sense of adventure. And now’s the time for excitement. Confused? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)
With both your rulers making significant moves, you feel a transition taking shape. You’ll achieve more with less, and your intentions will be understood without having to explain yourself. Recently, it’s as if your messages have been missed or misunderstood. Here’s a chance to make up for lost time. The cosmic channels are clearing. Express your ambition. Uncertain? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)
Doctors shouldn’t diagnose themselves. Our ability to act as a mirror to one another is a blessing. Though you may be feeling deflated about your progress, you just need the opinion of someone who can see you from a distance. Their objectivity can give you a finer appreciation of your achievements. You’ll be encouraged by what they see. Worried? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)
Shakespeare wrote, “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” But no one comes out of the womb being able to paint like Dalí. Right now the cosmos has a couple of significant benefactors doting on you. You’re about to experience energy and excitement. It’s time to be reborn with greatness. Anxious? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)
Years ago, Mahatma Gandhi led protests at a time of great injustice. He’s still revered because of his determination to fight without violence. As Jupiter conjuncts the Sun, and Mars joins Pluto in Capricorn, following his example may be the best way to get what you want, in the most morally meaningful
way. There’s no question of failure, but you want the right kind of success. Confused? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)
Generosity is sometimes seen as weakness. But only the strong can afford to lend a helping hand while shouldering their own burdens. This week, though, you don’t need to be charitable to feel the influence of benevolence in your life. You may, in fact, be on the receiving end of a great gift. Don’t question your worthiness. You deserve it. Uncertain? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)
Earlier this month, when Jupiter entered your opposite sign, you experienced the lightening of a dark mood. Though things eased up a little, they didn’t become entirely problem-free… you’re still dealing with tricky challenges. One of these will become easier to cope with this week. Mars moving into Capricorn will help you achieve what you’ve set in motion. Worried? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)
When life hands you a bowl of cherries, you feast merrily. Being able to appreciate opportunities offered to you is so much healthier than taking them for granted. Begrudging others their indulgences isn’t part of your repertoire either. Don’t let superficial differences divide you from those who have something to offer. You can harmonise in a creative fusion. Anxious? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
GEMINI (May 22–Jun 22)
Why not open a book on the last page? Why follow the story from the start? All you find out is “what happened”; surely the sooner you discover that, the sooner you can move on? There. That illustrates the danger of thinking too hard about what lies ahead for you now. We’re not at the end… we’re just at the start. As a newly direct Mercury marches forth again, stop projecting and enjoy the ride. Confused? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)
Few people choose brussels sprouts as their dream food. Yet they’re often part of the biggest meal of the year. Surely the reunification of family deserves to be celebrated with more than this unpopular vegie? When you feast, shouldn’t you indulge your tastebuds with delight? Appreciating traditional values, and sharing with others, make this week enjoyable. Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)
In the courts of ancient rulers, wise advisors helped reach the best decisions. Invariably, among this lofty community, there was a “fool”. The jester said what nobody else dared to. Sometimes they’d just be funny; sometimes their humour conveyed an understanding the other bright minds had missed. A good sense of humour is priceless. It’s important you value yours this week. Worried? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)
When the TV remote control goes wonky, we rub the batteries and it seems fine again. But soon we’re rewinding when we pressed fast-forward. The kiss of life the battery rub gave is no longer enough; power “transplant surgery” is required. You now feel as if someone has replaced your batteries. You’ll regain control and select from a long list of opportunities. Anxious? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.