SAGITTARIUS (November 23–December 21)
As the Sun in your sign moves towards a conjunction with Saturn, you’re about to emerge from a cavalcade of chaos. You’ve been swamped by silly suggestions and strange situations. Don’t feel, for a moment, that this is your fault. Abandon the idea that everything in your life is supposed to make sense. Join in with the great game that’s being played. No matter what you’re up against, things will work out well in the end. You’ve got so much to look forward to. For inspiration, call 1900 957 223.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)
Accruing personal possessions isn’t always a selfish thing. We all need to benefit from life’s pleasures. Only the most pious among us can cope with a life devoid of luxury. This week, take time to indulge yourself. The cosmos suggests there’s a balance to be struck between personal fulfilment and universal harmony. The scales are tipping in your favour. There are revelations and insights in store for you. Call 1900 957 223.
AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)
You’ve got what you need. Have you also got what you want? That depends on whether you want what you need! One thing’s sure: you need to want what you need. Try wanting what you don’t think you really want. You’ll start to understand what’s so good about it and be glad you made the effort. With Venus arriving in your sign, your heart will soon be given all it needs. There is excitement in the stars for you this week. Call 1900 957 223.
PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)
The best partnerships form a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts. As much as I love John Lennon and Paul Mccartney’s solo efforts, few would disagree that their best music was when they worked together. Don’t let yourself be tempted by the idea of taking sole credit and the accompanying glory. You’ll find many hands make light work this week. You’ve got so much to look forward to. For inspiration, call 1900 957 223.
ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)
In old cartoons, characters were forever chasing their foe across dangerous territory. They’d reach the edge of a cliff and find themselves running in mid-air. They would maintain their momentum until they stopped to notice their predicament. Then they would plunge to the ground! You need to keep running
now. If you stop and start worrying, you’ll find something to worry about. Call if you are looking to make some positive changes: 1900 957 223.
TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)
No one wants to be known as a “soft touch”. Yet when a ship is in distress, they put out a call. There’s a chance pirates may see their signal, but if they want to be rescued it’s a risk they have to take. And when you reveal your heart you take a risk, too. This week don’t fear showing your vulnerable side. If you send out the right signals, there’s support to be found. If you need inspiration, this is your week. Call 1900 957 223.
GEMINI (May 22–Jun 22)
Imagine feeling cross with yourself for being too tall or short. It’s not a healthy attitude. If you feel that you’re not clever enough, you can always do some mental exercises. If you suspect you need to be more emotionally receptive, you can work on your feelings. As the Sun links to Jupiter, rather than look at what may be wrong, consider what you are proud of. There are revelations and insights in store for you. Call 1900 957 223.
CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)
We’re told that if we apply ourselves, soon enough we’ll achieve our dreams. But it’s not quite that simple. Sometimes it feels that, no matter how much effort you put in, life continues in the same old way and progress is slow and unremarkable. Look carefully this week and you can grease the wheels of change. You can uncover a secret that waters the seeds of success. Call if you are looking to make some positive changes: 1900 957 223.
LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)
They tell us that love makes the world go round. It is, they say, the driving force behind all of nature. It’s easy to see that in a blossoming flower, but what about a hurricane? You find yourself this week dealing with factors that seem to make little sense. Some may seem deeply unfair. But, as Venus moves into your opposite sign, you still have the option to be motivated by love and kindness. There is excitement in the stars for you this week. Call 1900 957 223.
VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)
Sometimes we need to share more than we’d like to in order to get something. When we want someone to open up to us, it often helps if we reveal an inner truth. This week, communicating with people close to you could be a source of frustration. Instead of focusing on differences, find the common ground and re-energise your relationships. You’ve got so much to look forward to. For inspiration, call 1900 957 223.
LIBRA (Sep 24–Oct 23)
We’re all psychologically predisposed towards acts of appeasement. We want things to be OK for one another. To go against this instinct, we must have a very good reason. Or a bad one, involving anger and resentment. But even if you fear such energies are being directed towards you, you need not return them. As your ruler moves signs this week, act impeccably and all will be well. Insights are available to you this week. Call 1900 957 223.
SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)
We all know people who ask difficult questions. It’s when someone keeps chipping away at the foundations of who we are that we begin to feel insecure. Though you might find yourself under the spotlight this week, there’s no reason to be fearful of any tricky questions. The cosmos is giving you the energy to take on any challenge and perform at your best. The planets say that wonderful changes are possible. Call 1900 957 223.
1. Always look like you are going somewhere. Some people can talk forever, so you have to come across busy.
2. Disguise yourself. When I grow a beard and get a tan, no one knows who I am!
3. Have your tongue firmly planted in your cheek – I don’t take anything too seriously.