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Sunday Herald Sun - Stellar - - Contents - by Os­car Cainer

TAURUS (April 21–May 21)

Two plus two equals 33. Why? Oh, no rea­son. I just thought I’d say that. From now on, that’s the rule. You can’t have an ex­pla­na­tion. Now how do you feel? And where else are wildly il­log­i­cal state­ments be­ing de­liv­ered in an ap­par­ently in­con­tro­vert­ible tone? Don’t let these de­mor­alise you. The ob­struc­tions you face may seem in­sur­mount­able, and the ar­gu­ments may seem to be go­ing nowhere, but as Mer­cury re­turns to your sign, a sense of rea­son will be re­stored. Don’t worry about the fu­ture. Call 1900 957 223.

GEMINI (May 22–Jun 22)

Many years ago, I rode a jet­ski. It was tremen­dous fun, but that’s partly be­cause ev­ery time I fell off, the mag­netic key that was at­tached to me with a cord would dis­en­gage from the mo­tor. There’s a chance your life has lately re­sem­bled be­ing dragged be­hind waves at break­neck speed. You’ll soon feel more con­fi­dent and able to face your chal­lenges. Just four min­utes on the phone will give you the key to a hap­pier life. Call 1900 957 223.

CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)

Where’s your magic wand? Where’s your spell book, your broom­stick, your cat? Your pow­ers are more real and down-toearth. You’re the kind of mir­a­cle worker who re­quires no rit­ual or rig­ma­role; your power comes from some­where else. It will not al­ways man­i­fest to or­der, but when you re­ally need it, it’s there for you. Don’t un­der­es­ti­mate your pow­ers. For im­por­tant news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 957 223.

LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)

Re­cently I read an ar­ti­cle that sug­gested a Dutch sci­en­tist has found a way to re­verse age­ing in mice. Un­less you have sprouted a tail, this may be of no con­se­quence. But could this be the first step to­wards halt­ing the age­ing process? Per­haps it’s more prac­ti­cal to have a youth­ful out­look. Think about how you can bal­ance your ma­tu­rity with child-like en­thu­si­asm this week. Don’t worry about the fu­ture. Call 1900 957 223.

VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)

When the ruler of your sign moves into a new part of the zo­diac, you may find it hard to re­lax. There’s some­thing about the cos­mic cli­mate that causes us to find more faults and ques­tion what we’ve been told. Yet it’s at such times that we be­come more able to see so­lu­tions to prob­lems we have been wrestling with for ages.

No mat­ter how an­noy­ing a sit­u­a­tion may be, it must be worth an­other try! Just four min­utes on the phone will give you the key to a hap­pier life. Call 1900 957 223.

LIBRA (Sep 24–Oct 23)

If there’s a pi­ano in your vicin­ity, per­haps you should fin­ger the keys. Start at C (the one just to the left of the two black notes), and play the next-but-one white note (E), as well as the fifth note (G), all at the same time. The sound sym­bol­ises the theme for your week: har­mony. There’s po­ten­tial to strike a bal­ance be­tween your roots and grow closer to some­one. For im­por­tant news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 957 223.

SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)

Be­ware un­wanted vis­i­tors this week. I don’t mean friends look­ing for a space on your couch – I mean the moods and at­ti­tudes we some­times al­low into our lives by mis­take. We think they’re only pass­ing through – next thing we know they’ve taken over. As your two rulers make a sharp an­gle, if pes­simism or doubt come call­ing, tell them that you’re sorry, but you’ve got no room. Don’t worry about the fu­ture. Call 1900 957 223.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)

We all ex­pe­ri­ence feel­ings of “buyer’s re­morse”: that in­stant re­gret when we com­mit to a pur­chase. It doesn’t just ap­pear in fi­nan­cial mat­ters – we’re ca­pa­ble of wob­bling in any walk of life once we re­alise we’re clos­ing the door on the way we’ve come. Lately you’ve been mak­ing some im­por­tant changes. Trust that you’re on the right path. Just four min­utes on the phone will give you the key to a hap­pier life. Call 1900 957 223.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)

“There’s no point lock­ing the stable door once the horse has bolted.” This phrase is used to de­scribe the ac­tions of peo­ple who try to pro­tect them­selves from threats that have al­ready passed. But if the door has been left un­bolted yet no loss has been ex­pe­ri­enced, it makes sense to im­ple­ment some de­fen­sive mea­sures. As your ruler re­peats its link with Uranus, be care­ful now, but don’t worry too much. For news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 957 223.

AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)

This week, your sign’s rulers make a sup­port­ive link to each other. It af­fects the zo­diac, but you es­pe­cially. You’ve made an ef­fort to change some­thing for the better this year, but you’re coming to a point where your re­solve will be tested. This is a time for stand­ing firm and re­main­ing pos­i­tive. Don’t let this fool you into be­liev­ing that your dreams are out of reach. You don’t need to worry about the fu­ture. Call 1900 957 223.

PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)

Jupiter has been your ruler for thou­sands of years. Nep­tune is a more re­cent dis­cov­ery. We as­so­ciate both these ce­les­tial bod­ies with Pisces. Right now, the two form a spike in the sky. The sym­bol­ism is clear: use this energy to break through a bar­rier. Your heart and mind may not be in com­plete agree­ment, but any fric­tion this cre­ates can be a cat­a­lyst for his­toric suc­cess. Just four min­utes on the phone will give you the key to a hap­pier life. Call 1900 957 223.

ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)

In copy­right law, it’s un­der­stood that an idea can’t be copy­righted. Some­thing needs to ex­ist phys­i­cally be­fore any­one can lay a claim on it. This week brings you the chance to turn blue­prints into ma­te­rial gain. But it will take firm com­mit­ment to make these changes per­ma­nent. If you just put your heart and soul into it, you won’t be short of op­por­tu­ni­ties. For news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 957 223.

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