OS­CAR CAINER

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Sunday Herald Sun - Stellar - - Contents - by Os­car Cainer

GEMINI (May 22–June 22)

“Ted, could you pass me my record col­lec­tion?” asks Dou­gal. “OK, here it is,” replies Fa­ther Ted as he passes a sin­gle record. “Oh, and Dou­gal, you need more than one record for a col­lec­tion. What you have is a record.” This scene from Fa­ther Ted makes me gig­gle, but I sym­pa­thise with Dou­gal. I’ve just bought a turntable, and I too have only one record. But ev­ery col­lec­tion needs a start­ing point. Don’t let any­one put you off. You’re in the right groove. Change is pos­si­ble right now. Call 1900 957 223.

CAN­CER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)

Some­times, when we don’t know what to do, the best thing to do is keep do­ing what­ever we’re do­ing. There may come a mo­ment when we re­alise it’s the wrong thing to do – in which case we should stop – or a mo­ment when we re­alise it was right all along. But while cau­tion is a fine thing, hes­i­tancy rarely proves to be a wise pol­icy. If in doubt, act as if you’re not. You have so much to look for­ward to. For in­spi­ra­tion, call 1900 957 223.

LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)

There are some stick­le­back fish who know where to find food, and show the rest of the shoal where to find it. Where now can your pas­sion for a cause be the in­spi­ra­tion that al­lows oth­ers to pros­per? This week, re­mem­ber that true lead­er­ship comes from com­mit­ting your­self to the ad­vance­ment of not just you, but your com­pan­ions, too. Don’t fear the fu­ture. Un­der­stand it and change it if you wish. Call 1900 957 223.

VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)

Of­ten we con­fuse our own tem­po­rary frus­tra­tions with a sus­pi­cion that some­thing is re­ally wrong. Then, we set out to solve a prob­lem that didn’t need solv­ing and cre­ate un­nec­es­sary drama. If some­thing isn’t bro­ken, it doesn’t need fix­ing. As Mars fu­els your am­bi­tion, your progress can be achiev­able, func­tional and truly worth­while. Make the most of your op­por­tu­ni­ties. For in­spir­ing news, call 1900 957 223.

LIBRA (Sep 24–Oct 23)

It’s frus­trat­ing when peo­ple don’t take us se­ri­ously. Play­ing the fool has its ad­van­tages, but be­ing a con­stant source of amuse­ment is tir­ing. This week, your ideas aren’t as eas­ily un­der­stood as you’d ex­pect. Some­times, when peo­ple are chal­lenged by some­thing new, their first re­ac­tion is in­credulity. But with

per­sis­tence and pa­tience, there’s ev­ery chance you’ll win some­one over. Aus­pi­cious align­ments sug­gest good times soon. Call 1900 957 223.

SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)

We all hate it when some­one has an un­fair ad­van­tage over us. But what about when the ad­van­tage is ours? Do we ex­ploit it? Or feel over­whelmed by a sense of con­science? It’s never good to fight fire with fire. Or stoop to low be­hav­iour just be­cause some­one else is act­ing with­out in­tegrity. But, this week, a rule can be bent, just a lit­tle. Knowl­edge is power. Take full ad­van­tage of your horoscope. Call 1900 957 223.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)

What’s stop­ping you from ful­fill­ing your de­sires? We all need seat­belts, but they’re only meant to re­strict in cases of emer­gency. If they in­hibit move­ment at other times, the dis­trac­tion can al­most negate the ben­e­fits. This week, un­fas­ten your­self from a re­stric­tion that’s no longer nec­es­sary, and boldly step for­ward into the new. Noth­ing is hope­less. If you want good news right now, call 1900 957 223.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)

What will hap­pen if you start to do a few things a lit­tle dif­fer­ently? That rather de­pends on what those things are and how dif­fer­ently you do them. You can bring about a change for the bet­ter this week, but just a word of ad­vice: start with lit­tle steps. Even seem­ingly in­signif­i­cant moves may have long-last­ing ram­i­fi­ca­tions. What’s in the sky for you? Help­ful plan­e­tary align­ments. Call 1900 957 223.

AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)

Stud­ies have shown that plants can in fact “hear”. When played record­ings of cater­pil­lars munch­ing on leaves, they re­spond by flood­ing their own fo­liage with tox­ins. So, some­how, that in­for­ma­tion is get­ting through. It’s pos­si­ble that your ef­forts to get what you want are fall­ing on deaf ears. Don’t give up. If you can find the right way of phras­ing your mes­sage, you will be heard. Solve prob­lems. Ease trou­bles. Find so­lu­tions. Call for help: 1900 957 223.

PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)

We all want con­trol over our des­tiny. Or, at least, this is what we think we want. None of us re­ally knows, be­cause none of us has ever ex­pe­ri­enced it. Even kings, queens and pres­i­dents feel help­less when they re­alise they can’t in­flu­ence cer­tain fac­tors. This week, a sit­u­a­tion may seem to be run­ning away with it­self. Don’t panic, you’re do­ing very well with what you’ve got. Get more out of your week. For en­cour­ag­ing news, call 1900 957 223.

ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)

When read­ing Dr Seuss to my son re­cently, I was moved by the fol­low­ing pas­sage: “So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact. And re­mem­ber that life’s a great bal­anc­ing act.” It re­minds me of your sit­u­a­tion this week. You may need to be a lit­tle care­ful. You may even have to sac­ri­fice speed for ac­cu­racy. But “will you suc­ceed? Yes! You will, in­deed!” Cu­ri­ous to know more? For heart­warm­ing news, call 1900 957 223.

TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)

You’ve made promises to some­one you would like to keep. But what if the only way to keep them is to break a prom­ise to some­one else? Bet­ter that, than to break a part of your­self by striv­ing to achieve the im­pos­si­ble. As dy­namic Mars op­poses re­strict­ing Saturn, the per­son who least un­der­stands your predica­ment is prob­a­bly the one you most need to put off. Live your life to the full. For help­ful ad­vice, call 1900 957 223.

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