Your weekly stars.
GEMINI (May 22–June 22)
“Ted, could you pass me my record collection?” asks Dougal. “OK, here it is,” replies Father Ted as he passes a single record. “Oh, and Dougal, you need more than one record for a collection. What you have is a record.” This scene from Father Ted makes me giggle, but I sympathise with Dougal. I’ve just bought a turntable, and I too have only one record. But every collection needs a starting point. Don’t let anyone put you off. You’re in the right groove. Change is possible right now. Call 1900 957 223.
CANCER ( Jun 23–Jul 23)
Sometimes, when we don’t know what to do, the best thing to do is keep doing whatever we’re doing. There may come a moment when we realise it’s the wrong thing to do – in which case we should stop – or a moment when we realise it was right all along. But while caution is a fine thing, hesitancy rarely proves to be a wise policy. If in doubt, act as if you’re not. You have so much to look forward to. For inspiration, call 1900 957 223.
LEO ( Jul 24–Aug 23)
There are some stickleback fish who know where to find food, and show the rest of the shoal where to find it. Where now can your passion for a cause be the inspiration that allows others to prosper? This week, remember that true leadership comes from committing yourself to the advancement of not just you, but your companions, too. Don’t fear the future. Understand it and change it if you wish. Call 1900 957 223.
VIRGO (Aug 24–Sep 23)
Often we confuse our own temporary frustrations with a suspicion that something is really wrong. Then, we set out to solve a problem that didn’t need solving and create unnecessary drama. If something isn’t broken, it doesn’t need fixing. As Mars fuels your ambition, your progress can be achievable, functional and truly worthwhile. Make the most of your opportunities. For inspiring news, call 1900 957 223.
LIBRA (Sep 24–Oct 23)
It’s frustrating when people don’t take us seriously. Playing the fool has its advantages, but being a constant source of amusement is tiring. This week, your ideas aren’t as easily understood as you’d expect. Sometimes, when people are challenged by something new, their first reaction is incredulity. But with
persistence and patience, there’s every chance you’ll win someone over. Auspicious alignments suggest good times soon. Call 1900 957 223.
SCORPIO (Oct 24–Nov 22)
We all hate it when someone has an unfair advantage over us. But what about when the advantage is ours? Do we exploit it? Or feel overwhelmed by a sense of conscience? It’s never good to fight fire with fire. Or stoop to low behaviour just because someone else is acting without integrity. But, this week, a rule can be bent, just a little. Knowledge is power. Take full advantage of your horoscope. Call 1900 957 223.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23–Dec 21)
What’s stopping you from fulfilling your desires? We all need seatbelts, but they’re only meant to restrict in cases of emergency. If they inhibit movement at other times, the distraction can almost negate the benefits. This week, unfasten yourself from a restriction that’s no longer necessary, and boldly step forward into the new. Nothing is hopeless. If you want good news right now, call 1900 957 223.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 20)
What will happen if you start to do a few things a little differently? That rather depends on what those things are and how differently you do them. You can bring about a change for the better this week, but just a word of advice: start with little steps. Even seemingly insignificant moves may have long-lasting ramifications. What’s in the sky for you? Helpful planetary alignments. Call 1900 957 223.
AQUARIUS ( Jan 21–Feb 19)
Studies have shown that plants can in fact “hear”. When played recordings of caterpillars munching on leaves, they respond by flooding their own foliage with toxins. So, somehow, that information is getting through. It’s possible that your efforts to get what you want are falling on deaf ears. Don’t give up. If you can find the right way of phrasing your message, you will be heard. Solve problems. Ease troubles. Find solutions. Call for help: 1900 957 223.
PISCES (Feb 20–Mar 20)
We all want control over our destiny. Or, at least, this is what we think we want. None of us really knows, because none of us has ever experienced it. Even kings, queens and presidents feel helpless when they realise they can’t influence certain factors. This week, a situation may seem to be running away with itself. Don’t panic, you’re doing very well with what you’ve got. Get more out of your week. For encouraging news, call 1900 957 223.
ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 20)
When reading Dr Seuss to my son recently, I was moved by the following passage: “So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s a great balancing act.” It reminds me of your situation this week. You may need to be a little careful. You may even have to sacrifice speed for accuracy. But “will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed!” Curious to know more? For heartwarming news, call 1900 957 223.
TAURUS (Apr 21–May 21)
You’ve made promises to someone you would like to keep. But what if the only way to keep them is to break a promise to someone else? Better that, than to break a part of yourself by striving to achieve the impossible. As dynamic Mars opposes restricting Saturn, the person who least understands your predicament is probably the one you most need to put off. Live your life to the full. For helpful advice, call 1900 957 223.